How to apply make up, the feminism way

22 Jun

 

from the video description in You tube “in case you didn’t catch on, this video is supposed to be a tongue-in-cheek parody on some of society’s crazy stereotypes of feminists. it’s honestly not supposed to be serious or be taken seriously?????

this video is not intended to offend anyone; if you want to take anything from it (which you don’t have to), it’s meant to play on some common misconceptions about feminism. there is a difference between feminism and misandry, and this video is a satire based on the fact that these two things get mixed up all too often.

please though this video is ***not serious***: i’m NOT trying to get people to run into the streets and start ripping other people’s throats out or performing blood sacrifices or anything like that, nor am i trying to undermine the feminist movement or tell other feminists what to do/how to live their lives/etc. i’m just having fun poking at some misconceptions and tropes.

whether the delivery of the overall punchline is a success or not, this video is satire above all else, and such things are not supposed to be taken in earnest.

again, if you’re reacting to it seriously, just sit down, take a breath, drink a glass of water, and skip to 2:42 because there’s a cat and jolly music to settle your nerves.

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feeling like a hot mess and in need of a reason to spruce up? what better reason do you need than establishing defending equal opportunities for women am i right!!!!!

physical beauty is no way a judge of your self worth, chum! know that you do not have to follow this tutorial, nor any other makeup tutorial, in order to feel good about yourself, you hot smack of dough! you can put on all the makeup you want, or none, or you can paint your face to look like a tiger or hillary rodham clinton: just do whatever makes you happy and comfortable, and know that no matter what, you’re like pizza: perfect in every way and wholly desirable to me because i haven’t eaten lunch yet and am currently very hungry (◠‿◠✿)

wow seriously i will never doubt beauty gurus again this stink is hard ????? how are you supposed to look physically attractive in close up hd videos i don’t understand i look like a cave troll putting on war paint

actually that doesn’t sound so bad i’m going to open a sephora in the mines of moria”

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